Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out, “I wish the ocean is a sea of beer.” And it happened.
A little while later the other one shouted, “great, now we have to pee in the boat! ”
 
两个男孩被困在了大海中的一个救生船上。第四天，一只美人鱼从水中跳了出来，她可以满足他们的一个愿望，救他们的性命。
两个男孩想了想，一个大声说：“我希望大海的水都变成啤酒。”他的愿望实现了。过了一会儿，另一个喊道：“看你干的好事，现在咱们得在船中撒尿了！”