George bush went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington monument. He said, “george, what should I do?” after a few seconds george replied, “abolish the IRS and start over.” George thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging.
Shortly he came upon the Jefferson memorial and stopped. He said “tom, what should I do?” after a few seconds tom replied, “abolish welfare and start over.”
George continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln memorial. He said, “abe, what should I do?” after a few seconds abe replied “why don’t you take the night off and go to the theater?”
 
一天上午，乔治·布什去跑步，来到了华盛顿纪念碑前。他说，“华盛顿，我应该怎么办呢？”几秒之后华盛顿答道：“撤销国税局，从头再来。”乔治想了一会儿，继续跑步。
一会儿他又来到了杰弗逊的纪念堂前，他停下说：“汤姆，我应该怎么办呢？”几秒钟后汤姆答道：“取消社会福利，从头再来。”
乔治想了一会儿，继续跑步，一会儿又来到了林肯纪念堂前。他问：“亚伯，我应该怎么办呢？”几秒钟之后，亚伯答道：“今晚歇班，去电影院怎么样？”