The husband complained that his wife always cooking the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, “my dear, what will we eat today? ”
The wife said, “you may select the dish today. ”
The husband was very glad and asked, “which dishes are there today? ”
“Cabbage. ”
“The others? ”
“None.”
“then how to select?”
“eat or not eat! ”the wife said.
 
有位丈夫抱怨自己的妻子总是做同样的一种菜。一天，当他回到家，问妻子说：“亲爱的，今天我们吃啥菜？”
妻子回答：“今天你可以选择。”
丈夫感到非常高兴，又问：“都有哪些菜呢？”
“炒白菜。”
“还有呢？”
“没了。”
“那你要我怎么选呢？”
“吃还是不吃！”妻子一本正经地说道。