A wife asked her husband, “what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor.”
And the man asked his wife, “would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“you’re so funny too, honey,” the wife replied sweetly, “I’d have married you, no matter who left you a fortune!”
 
一位妻子问她的丈夫：“你最喜欢我什么，是我天使的面孔，还是魔鬼的身材？”
他从头到脚打量了一下她，然后说道：“我喜欢你的幽默感。”
然后这位丈夫也问自己的妻子：“如果不是我的父亲给我留下一大笔财产的话，你会嫁给我吗？”
“你也这么幽默啊，亲爱的，”妻子甜甜地回答道：“我会嫁给你——无论是谁留给了你一大笔财产。”