Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm stuck on you!
情人节邮票对信封说什么？
这辈子我粘上你了！

Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you.
情人节一座火山怎样对另一个座火山表白？
我耐~~~你！
(lava＝火山岩，音似love)

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
情人节电灯泡怎么对开关表白？
你让我燃!

Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A. You're purrr-fect for me!
情人节公猫怎么对母猫表白？
你喵不喵这么完美啊~

Q: What do farmers give their wives on
Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
情人节农夫送了农妇什么礼物？
猪（抱）和吻！
(Hog音似hug)

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
臭鼬过情人节么？
当然，它们非常多臭善感哦！（sentimental）

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
巧克力糖浆对冰激凌说什么？
你让我甜如蜜!

Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!
情人节松鼠老公对松鼠老婆说了什么？
你让我疯狂！
Nuts=坚果，疯狂

Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are bee-utiful!
情人节公蜂对母蜂说什么呢？
你好美腻~哦！

Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you bear-y much!
情人节公熊对母熊说什么？
我灰常灰常爱你!

Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Whale you be mine!
情人节大鲸鱼对他女朋友说了啥？
做我的鲸人吧！
(情人节经典表白：Will you be my valentine? whale=鲸鱼，音似will)

Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Somebunny loves you!
情人节兔子对他女朋友说了啥？
有几兔几爱你呦！(some bunny看似someboy）

Q：What does the hammer say to the nail on Valentine’s Day?
A：I want to nail you!
情人节锤子怎么对钉子表白？
我要把你搞“钉“！

Happy Chinese Valentine's Day😄！
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