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GemmaYan 如何优雅的装B
Just for Fun
片段讲解秀
from:《蒙娜丽莎的微笑》
Uh,in~teresting......
英文版的“呵呵”,嘲讽不好撕破脸的人就说这句
I don't mean to be rude......
我这个人说话直,你别生气......
Don't take this personally......
我不是针对你啊......
With all due respect......
我不赞同你的看法,但是你辈分职位比我高啊......
If you don't mind me / allow me to/ may I suggest an alternative......
你的想法弱炸了渣渣,来听听我的......
2. 普通人的日常装X:
Guess what? I am......
猜猜看我要干嘛,没错我要装逼了......
If I were in your shoes......
如果我是你的话......(多数时候都是装逼的时候)
Hey, check this out......
hey,过来看看......我装逼呀~
Listen......
听好了,我要开始装逼了......(那天有个留学生同学看到我,把我叫住,然后说" Listen, do me a favor " 也是醉了~~)
I don't mean to brag......
我不是想炫耀......
I've told you......
跟你说过很多次,怎么还是不会呢~~
3. 各地人的装X方法:
加拿大人:
I apologize in advance for what I am about to say, but.......
我提前道歉但是......(后面一般都是撕逼了)
This may offend some people......
我知道你不愿意听,但是你算老几我还是要说
Sorry and not sorry......
我知道我说错话了,我想道个歉可是还是想呛你一下
美国人:
I have my rights, hey, listen, I have my rights......
这是我的权力,我有权bb我想bb的东西(开启撕逼~~)
This is my country......
这是我的国家,爱咋咋地......
You don't understand......
我的世界你不懂......
when I was your age......
想当年老子......